- "Help! I've over-stoked the boiler! We're going to blow if you don't help me relieve the pressure valves!"
- ―Boiler Room Guard[src]
The Boiler Room Guard is a bird who resides in the Quackenheim Museum. He can be found fretting over the boiler, which he lets overheat. It will be up to the Fur Fighters to get him out of this mess, particularly as Pweek is waiting near the closed Fire Exit.
- In all but Viggo's Revenge, the Boiler Room Guard is just a normal Security Guard.
- If you shoot the Boiler Room Guard he will say "Leave me alone you big bully!"