- "If anything were to happen to that monument, man, we'd probably have to go home."
- ―Hippy Beavers[src]
The Hippy Beavers are a group of five beavers protesting the destruction of an ancient monument in God Machine Valley, making a large amount of noise in the area they occupy as you would expect. Unfortunately for them, the Fur Fighters will need to destroy the aforementioned monument in order to reach Jean-Luc. After doing so, they will scatter off, leaving the machines to do their work.
- In the PC Game files, there is shown to be a little bit of additional text not used for when the temple is destroyed.